Bush urges ban on gay marriage

He must be joking? We are in the middle of two failing wars, gas prices are skyrocketing (which causes the price of *everything* to go up), American's are more divided than ever already, and this is the best thing he can find to talk about? Something even more dividing but wont actually solve a single problem this country is having? This is crazy, crazy, crazy.

But seriously, it is a very real threat to marriage. I know that at least once a day a maried lesbian couple comes over and shoots their shotgun at me and my wife. And don't forget how we are constantly being attacked, raped and forced into divorce by Elton John and David Furnish. Anyway, there is a whole list of these assaulters here at buddybuddy.com

OK, I have to take the wife and chillun's to walk around Helena and hand out Tester fliers.