Unless you just got on the intertubes yesterday, you probably already know about Chuck Norris facts. Here are a few of my favorites:
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
- Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
- Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
- Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard '1' and '0'
- Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
- Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't die, he simply returns zero.
- Linus’s kernel never panics.
- Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.
- There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
- Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.
Have fun with those.