Sunday, November 04, 2007

Some New Facts...

Unless you just got on the intertubes yesterday, you probably already know about Chuck Norris facts. Here are a few of my favorites:

  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
  • Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
So, I am not a Chuck Norris fan for a number of reasons, but I stumbled upon a little page today that had a list of Linus Torvalds facts. (For those of you less geeky than me, Linus Torvalds wrote the original Linux kernel) Here are some of my favorites:

  • Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
  • Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard '1' and '0'
  • Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
  • Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
  • Linus Torvalds doesn't die, he simply returns zero.
  • Linus’s kernel never panics.
  • Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.
  • There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
  • Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.

Have fun with those.

1 comment:

pjfinn said...

If I come across a dead badger, we'll see if he's as good as you say...